Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
this is a pokemon
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”